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G’day, legends! If indicas are the sleepy fullbacks of the cannabis world, sativas are your midfield sprinters—the ones that keep you buzzing, chatting, and kicking goals long after everyone else has called it a night. I’ve pulled together the ultimate lineup: six certified rippers that have earned their jerseys in the Sativa Hall of Fame. Each one’s got a role to play, a nickname, and some proper stats. Let’s meet the squad.
Team Stats: Matty’s Sativa All-Stars
| Player | Firepower (THC %) | Training Level | How They Play | Taste of Victory |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Durban Poison — The Sprinter | ~20% | Easy — tough as nails outdoors | Pure energy, clear-headed focus — like a double-shot flat white | Sweet, aniseed, earthy spice — liquorice in footy shorts |
| Bruce Banner — The Heavyweight | 25–29% | Intermediate — needs training or he’ll run wild | Euphoric punch then heavy stone — like a rugby tackle you never saw coming | Diesel, berry, earthy kush — smells like a mechanic’s shed with dessert on the side |
| Blue Dream — The All-Rounder | 18–22% | Easy — beginner friendly, no dramas | Creative, happy, mellow — like a sunny arvo at the beach | Sweet berry, herbal, earthy — a fruit salad with a pinch of dirt |
| Green Crack — The Rocket Fuel | 20–25% | Easy-Medium — greedy feeder, loves the sun | Focused, uplifting, buzzing — rocket fuel for your brainbox | Mango, citrus, earthy — tropical juice box with a dusty twist |
| AK-47 — The Social Butterfly | 18–22% | Easy — compact, fast, reliable | Talkative, giggly, social — like your uncle after three schooners | Herbal, skunky, floral — backyard BBQ vibes |
| 5 Alive — The Citrus Zinger | 20–25% | Medium — needs training and a good feed | Euphoric, energetic, creative — a slap on the back from a good mate | Orange, lemon, tropical fruit — like downing a fruit punch at half-time |
Durban Poison Strain Review — The Sprinter
Player Bio: A pure landrace sativa from South Africa. Known for its speed and stamina, it’s the Usain Bolt of weed. Honestly, if you’re looking for the best sativa strains for pure, get-up-and-go energy, this is your number one pick.
Game Plan: Pure energy, focus, and a rush of creativity. Perfect for daytime.
Player Stats Card
- Raw Power (THC): ~20%
- Role on the Team (Grow Difficulty): Easy, resilient outdoors
- The Payoff (Yield): 450–550g/m² indoors and up to 600g per plant outdoors
- Flavour Notes: Sweet, aniseed, earthy spice
Matty’s Aussie Grow Note: This landrace sativa can handle the brutal Aussie sun better than most. Plant her early and let her stretch—she’s a natural outdoors.
Ready to light up your life? Get your Matty-approved Durban Poison seeds and kick-start your grow.
Bruce Banner Strain Review — The Heavyweight
Player Bio: You’ve met him before—Banner’s the big lad that smashes through your endocannabinoid system like a rugby tackle. If you’re looking for the heaviest sativa-dominant strain around, this is your guy. For the full story, check out our Bruce Banner Strain Review.
Game Plan: One of the strongest sativa-leaning hybrids around. Starts chatty and euphoric, then drops the hammer with a heavy body stone.
Player Stats Card
- Raw Power (THC): 25–29%
- Role on the Team: Intermediate growers with training chops
- The Payoff (Yield): 500-600g/m² indoors and 500g per plant outdoors
- Flavour Notes: Diesel, berry, earthy kush
Matty’s Aussie Grow Note: He’s a monster that needs a fair bit of space. Give him a good, sunny spot and get ready to train that canopy—he’s not a small fella.
Get ready to smash it out of the park. Grab your Bruce Banner seeds and start your epic grow.
Blue Dream Strain Review — The All-Rounder
Player Bio: If strains were cricket players, Blue Dream would be the reliable opener. Never flashy, never fails. You can grab this legend from our Blue Dream Seeds page.
Game Plan: Balanced, smooth, and versatile. A daytime smoke that doesn’t knock you sideways.
Player Stats Card
- Raw Power (THC): 18–22%
- Role on the Team: Easy grow indoors or out
- The Payoff (Yield): 550g/m² indoors and ~600-700g per plant outdoors
- Flavour Notes: Sweet berry, herbal, earthy
Matty’s Aussie Grow Note: Keep a close eye on airflow, especially in humid coastal regions. Her dense buds are prone to mould, so a gentle breeze or two is a lifesaver.
Ready for a smooth run? Get the reliable, Matty-approved Blue Dream seeds and get growing.
Green Crack Strain Review — The Rocket Fuel
Player Bio: Famously renamed by Snoop Dogg, and for good reason—it’s pure rocket fuel for the brain. It’s a dead-set industry favorite. You can find more info over on our Green Crack Seeds page.
Game Plan: Gets you laser-focused, buzzing, and ready to tackle whatever’s on the list.
Player Stats Card
- Raw Power (THC): ~20–25%
- Role on the Team: Easy-medium; loves sunshine
- The Payoff (Yield): 400-500g/m² indoors or 600-800g per plant outdoors
- Flavour Notes: Mango, citrus, earthy
Matty’s Aussie Grow Note: She’s a bit of a princess when it comes to nutrients. Feed her a good balanced diet and she’ll thrive—but give her too much and she’ll show ya.
Ready to get in the zone? Grab your Green Crack seeds and let the good times roll.
AK-47 Strain Review — The Social Butterfly
Player Bio: Don’t let the name fool ya—AK-47 is less about war and more about bringing people together. Light this one up and you’ll be chin-wagging like your uncle after three schooners.
Game Plan: The strain you break out when you want to get chatty, giggly, and social.
Player Stats Card
- Raw Power (THC): 18–22%
- Role on the Team: Easy grow, compact indoors
- The Payoff (Yield): 400-500g/m² indoors and 600-800g per plant outdoors
- Flavour Notes: Herbal, skunky, floral
Matty’s Aussie Grow Note: The AK-47 is a fast finisher. If you live in a region with a short growing season, this reliable little ripper is a dead-set top choice.
Ready to get the party started? Buy your AK-47 seeds and get social.
5 Alive Strain Review — The Citrus Zinger
Player Bio: The fresh recruit, bringing zesty vibes and pure fruit power to the squad.
Game Plan: Mood-lifting, tasty as anything, and perfect for creative sessions. She’s got an instant hit of happy energy that feels like a slap on the back from a good mate.
Player Stats Card
- Raw Power (THC): 20–25%
- Role on the Team: Medium difficulty; prefers controlled environments
- The Payoff (Yield): 500g/m² indoors and up to 1000g per plant outdoors under ideal conditions
- Flavour Notes: Orange, lemon, tropical fruit
Matty’s Aussie Grow Note: This plant needs a good feed of nutrients and a proper training regime to hit its full potential. Give it the love and care it needs, and you’ll be rewarded with a massive harvest.
Ready to add some zing to your collection? Get your 5 Alive seeds and kick off a fresh grow.
🏆 Wrap-Up (The Coach’s Final Word)
So there you have it—Matty’s Sativa All-Stars, the best sativa strains in the game. What a season it’s been!
We saw Durban Poison, The Sprinter, blaze through the midfield, leaving defenders in its dust with pure, uncut energy. Then Bruce Banner, The Heavyweight, came in with a tackle that rattled the whole stadium, followed by Blue Dream, The All-Rounder, making those silky smooth passes that opened up the game.
Green Crack, The Rocket Fuel, had us all on the edge of our seats with some laser-focused plays, while AK-47, The Social Butterfly, was busy charming the crowd, getting everyone on their feet and having a good chin-wag.
And let’s not forget 5 Alive, The Citrus Zinger, the fresh recruit who burst onto the scene with a zesty flick that just had everyone grinning.
Doesn’t matter if you’re chasing focus, creativity, or a chatty session with your mates—this lineup’s got a legend for every game plan. Pick your player, light up, and get in the zone.
Ready to pick your player and get in the game? Browse our Matty-approved Sativa seeds and kick off your next grow.