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Blue Cheese Cannabis Seeds: The Funk & The Flavour
Don’t be a dill—this isn’t a cheese platter. This is Blue Cheese, a true cannabis classic with a one-of-a-kind gourmet flavour and a stone that melts you into the couch. Born from pungent, UK-bred Cheese and famously sweet Blueberry, this indica-dominant hybrid is the ultimate nighttime smoke. She’s a flavour masterpiece with a comforting, heavy body stone. If you want deep relaxation with a taste you’ll never forget, buy Blue Cheese seeds in Australia today.
Quick Stats
Blue Cheese is an indica-dominant hybrid (~80/20 Indica/Sativa) from UK Cheese × Blueberry. THC typically lands at 15–20%. She finishes in 8–9 weeks and yields 400–500 g/m² indoors and 500–700 g/plant outdoors. In Australia, expect outdoor harvests in late March–April. Matty’s Take: “She’s your ticket to a blissful night on the couch. Don’t skip the munchies.”
The Legend
Forged by Big Buddha Seeds by uniting two icons: the loud, savoury UK Cheese (a Skunk #1 phenotype from the UK rave era) and DJ Short’s fruity Blueberry. The result is a flavour bomb—Cheese funk balanced by bright berry—that earned fan-favourite status worldwide.
Flavour & Aroma
Unmissable on the nose: sharp, savoury cheese layered over sweet, ripe blueberries. On the inhale you get earthy, umami depth; on the exhale, a clean blueberry finish that lingers. Loud, complex, and seriously moreish.
Matty’s Take: “Like a cheese board with fresh berries. Don’t fear the funk—that’s where the magic lives.”
Effects & What to Expect
Built for unwind mode: a warming body melt, loose shoulders, happy headspace, and a sleepy tail-end. Not a “hit the town” strain—this one’s for movies, music, and switching off.
Matty’s Take: “Perfect full stop to a chaotic day—kick back and let her tuck you in.”
How I Grow It (Matty’s Way)
Skill Level: Beginner–Intermediate
Bushy, compact, and cooperative—ideal for smaller tents. She responds well to light defoliation in mid-flower to open the lungs and improve light penetration to the lower bud sites. Indoors, she loves steady feeds and plenty of light. Outdoors in Australia, a warm, dry spot will help her stack dense colas fast.
Matty’s Feeding & pH Know-How: Soil pH 6.0–6.5; coco/hydro 5.8–6.2. She’s a medium feeder—happy plants slurp up tucker better!
📅 Grow Log: Inside the Tent
| Phase/Week | Key Action/Status | Matty’s Tip |
|---|---|---|
| Weeks 1–2 | Seedling / Early Veg | Easy on water and feed. Risk: Overwatering stalls roots. |
| Weeks 3–4 | Veg / Pre-flower | Clear the lowers; flatten the canopy. Risk: Over-bushy = airy buds later. |
| Weeks 5–7 | Flower Stack | Bloom nutes + airflow. Risk: Dense buds + high RH = mould. |
| Weeks 8–9 | Ripen / Flush | Lower RH, watch trichomes, then flush. Risk: Early chop dulls flavour and weight. |
🔬 Matty’s Advanced Notes (For the Nerds)
- Terpenes: Myrcene (earthy, musky) • Caryophyllene (peppery) • Limonene (citrus).
- Lighting: Handles strong PPFD — 700–900 μmol·m⁻²·s⁻¹ in flower boosts terp intensity.
- Training: LST or SCROG suit her stout frame; 2–3 mainlines also work well in tight tents.
- Climate: Thrives in warm, steady conditions; avoid humidity spikes in late bloom.
- Air Management: She’s loud—carbon filter and solid extraction by week 6.
- Pests: Fungus gnats are the main nuisance; let top medium dry and use yellow traps.
Matty’s Note: “Dense buds = magic, but also mould magnets. Keep that airflow dialled and RH steady.”
🚫 Mythbusting
Myth: “Blue Cheese tastes like actual cheese.”
Truth (Matty): “It’s savoury Skunk funk balanced by sweet berry. Weird on paper, delicious in practice.”
Myth: “Short flower = light yields.”
Truth (Matty): “She stacks dense colas in 8–9 weeks. Quick doesn’t mean skimpy.”
🎯 Who It’s For?
Perfect If You:
- Want a deeply relaxing indica for evenings.
- Chase unique, gourmet terps (funk + berry).
- Prefer compact, tent-friendly plants.
Maybe Not for You If You:
- Prefer daytime, high-energy strains.
- Don’t enjoy bold, pungent aromas.
🏆 Final Verdict
Matty’s Final Word: “She’s the flavour bomb that hits like a sedative. The unique funk and berry aroma are your warning—what follows is a full-body wind-down into pure, blissful couch-lock. For a heavy-hitting evening, this is your girl.”
