Bruce Banner Feminised Seeds

You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry… unless you’ve got Bruce Banner on deck. This Sativa-dominant beast hits with a creative smash, then settles into a calm before tea. If your day needs a proper jolt of energy and a surge of mental clarity, this green machine is ready to unleash her power. Born from a ripper cross of OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel, Bruce Banner isn’t just a name; it’s a promise of potent, invigorating effects that’ll have you conquering tasks or sparking the best yarns with your mates.

Those thick, resinous buds are bright, intense green, just like her namesake. With fiery orange pistils and a frosty blanket of trichomes, she’s a sight to behold. And the aroma? Sweet and earthy, with just the right hit of citrus – a proper blend that’ll have your senses buzzing!

Flavour & Aroma

Smell: Taking a whiff of Bruce Banner is a proper treat. She hits you with a captivating blend that’s earthy and sweet, underpinned by a subtle but unmistakable diesel funk, a hint of spice, and a zesty citrus undertone. It’s a complex and memorable aroma – a bold yet smooth invitation to her potent effects.

Taste: The flavour follows through beautifully. On the inhale, you get a harmonious mix of sweet earthiness and zesty pine, with that unique diesel kick on the exhale. It’s a smooth, flavourful experience that’s a favourite for cannabis enthusiasts who crave a dynamic and well-rounded taste in their bud.

Matty’s Take: She smells like a sweet bushwalk with a hint of diesel in the air – surprisingly complex and proper inviting, this one!

Effects & What to Expect

This isn’t just a high; it’s a full-throttle charge for your grey matter! For creatives looking to blast through a morning fog, or seasoned tokers wanting to upgrade their daytime go-to, Bruce Banner delivers a powerful, uplifting rush. You’ll feel sharp, focused, and ready to tackle anything, with just enough body calm to keep you cruising. She’s your secret weapon for getting stuck into projects, smashing through creative blocks, or just having a proper laugh with your mates.

But listen here, mate, she’s got a seriously big engine. With THC levels often upwards of 25% (some plants testing as high as 32%!), this isn’t one for a quiet night in with the missus, unless you both plan on writing a novel! If you’re new to the game or sensitive to high-flying Sativas, dip your toes in slowly. Bruce Banner is a daytime legend, designed for unleashing potential, not for sending you off to dreamland.

Matty’s Warning: This one’s not for sipping slowly in your jammies, unless your jammies involve scaling a mountain of productivity first.

How to Grow It

Thinking of wrestling with this green monster in your grow patch? While Bruce Banner isn’t for the absolute beginner, a keen first-timer with a bit of research and a knack for learning can definitely tackle her. She’s a Sativa-leaning beauty, meaning she loves to stretch. Expect her to hit the ceiling if you’re not careful — indoors, she’ll stretch like a tradie cracking his back after smoko, all limbs and no warning, reaching around 150 cm. Outdoors, she can tower up to 210 cm, so keep that in mind if you’re working with limited vertical space or need a bit of stealth!

This gem typically flowers in 8 to 10 weeks from flipping to 12/12, but if you’re after a quicker turnaround, the autoflowering variant can wrap things up in a speedy 7 to 8 weeks. Bruce Banner loves a warm, dry climate, chilling out in temperatures between 20-27°C during the day and dropping slightly to 15-21°C at night. For indoor cultivation, aim for 40 to 60% humidity during the vegetative stage, and tighten it up to a maximum of 50% during flowering to keep mould and bud rot at bay. You can expect a cracking indoor yield of 500 to 600 grams per square metre, while outdoor plants can deliver around 500 grams per plant. And, as always, feed those nutrients according to her life cycle stage – she’ll thank you with some seriously impressive buds.

Matty’s Tip: This green machine loves to stretch, so don’t be shy with your training techniques – LST, topping, or ScrOG will keep her in line and boost those yields. Keep that pH steady: 6.0–7.0 in soil, or a tighter 5.5–6.5 in coco/hydro. And because she smells strong enough to wake the neighbours, get a top-notch carbon filter to keep things discreet!

Pitfalls & Grower Warnings

• Sativa Stretch: Bruce Banner can grow quite tall during her vegetative phase and early flowering stretch. Be prepared with ample vertical space and employ training techniques to manage her height, especially if growing indoors in limited environments.
• Potent Aroma: As she matures, Bruce Banner develops a very strong and pungent aroma. If discretion is important, robust carbon filters and good ventilation systems are essential to contain her distinctive smell from wandering off your property.
• Humidity & Mould Risk: While her buds aren’t as notoriously dense as some pure Indicas, maintaining optimal humidity (max 50% in flower) and excellent airflow is still crucial to prevent mould and bud rot, especially within the inner structure of her chunky flowers.

Matty’s Warning: “This queen demands respect in the grow room! Keep that air moving around those dense nugs or mould will move in faster than you can blink. She stretches a bit too, so keep her tamed with some training, or she’ll take over your grow tent. Pay attention to her feeding – she doesn’t like to be overfed. Treat her right, and she’ll be a beauty.”

What’s Inside

Genetics: Sativa-dominant Hybrid (OG Kush x Strawberry Diesel)

THC: Upwards of 25% (some plants up to 32%) 🔥🔥🔥

CBD: <1% 💨

Dominant Terpenes:

• Caryophyllene – Peppery, spicy, woody. Grounding, can help with a sense of calm. Matty’s Take: Got a bit of grunt – like a backrub with attitude.
• Myrcene – Earthy, musky, herbal. Can contribute to a relaxed feeling, even in energetic strains. Matty’s Take: Earthy, musky, helps with a bit of a calm vibe, even in this energetic rocket.
• Limonene – Citrus, lemon, zesty. Uplifting, mood-boosting. Matty’s Take: A proper citrus slap that’ll wake your brain like a magpie at 5am.

Matty’s Verdict: “A powerful, energetic rocket that’ll get your mind firing on all cylinders. If you’re after a daytime hero that packs a serious punch, Bruce Banner is your go-to!”

Good For

• ✅ Experiencing a powerful, uplifting, mood-boosting high
• ✅ Sparking creativity and enhancing focus during the day
• ✅ Unwinding tension while staying clear-headed and active
• ✅ Energising social gatherings and daytime activities
• ✅ Experienced users seeking a potent, Sativa-leaning experience

Did You Know?

Here’s a ripper fact for ya: Bruce Banner was created by the legends at Dark Horse Genetics, a company founded out of Denver, Colorado, who are multiple Cannabis Cup winners themselves! This powerhouse strain has earned some seriously high praise, including being titled the “Strongest Strain on Earth” by High Times magazine at one point, and it consistently ranks among their top 25 greatest strains of all time. She’s not just a name; she’s a bona fide legend with the trophies to prove it!