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🥦 Bruce Banner Feminised Seeds: The Green Machine
G’day, legends! Bruce Banner is an absolute unit, and her buds are so fat they’ll make your ScroG net cry uncle. Before Gorilla Glue even showed up, Banner had already set the benchmark for high-THC feminised cannabis seeds, and she’s still an absolute weapon under Aussie skies.
Quick Stats
Bruce Banner is a Sativa-dominant hybrid (60/40) with THC commonly averaging 24–29%. In dialled-in hands, some elite phenos have even nudged past 30% — that’s Hulk territory, mate.
The Dynasty: High-THC Royalty
Bruce Banner is the original high-THC icon, born from a powerhouse cross of the legendary OG Kush and the pungent Strawberry Diesel. She’s the rare Sativa-dominant hybrid that delivers both soaring intensity and raw potency. Her lineage gives her a hefty yield, a bold flavour profile, and the kind of experience that will reset your expectations.
Flavour & Aroma: Strawberry Cordial Meets Diesel Fumes
The aroma is a smack to the senses—it’s like someone spilt strawberry cordial over a jerry can of diesel. It’s loud, sweet, and has a pungent, gassy undertone that lets you know she means business. On the inhale, a burst of ripe strawberry and berry hits first, followed by a smooth exhale of spiced pine and earthy diesel that lingers long after the smoke has cleared.
Matty’s Take: “Sweet on the inhale, gassy on the exhale, and then BAM—that zesty kick wakes your brain up like a magpie at 5am. It’s noisy, unapologetic, and unforgettable.”
Effects & What to Expect: A Daytime Brain Blaster
This lively hybrid hits like jumper leads on a flat battery—ideal for daytime sessions where you want to stay switched on and social. The kick comes as a rush of euphoric energy, leaving you chatty and buzzing. Take it easy, though. Overdo it and the Hulk-Nap is real.
Matty’s Anecdote: “I once sparked up a cone of this before a big day of garden work. Next thing I knew, I’d rearranged my entire shed, built a new compost bin, and was happily listening to a podcast about soil microbes. This one gets you moving, but only if you’ve got a plan. Otherwise, you’ll just end up deep in the couch.”
How to Grow Bruce Banner: The Core Advice
Banner isn’t a strain you manage—she’s a strain you wrestle. She’ll reward your hard work with huge yields and beautiful, dense buds. She’s a great choice for hydroponic systems but performs brilliantly in soil as well.
Matty’s Warning: “This girl gets tall—and fast. If you don’t top her early and often, she’ll shoot for the stars and outgrow your tent before you can say ‘Hulk smash.’”
Training & Yield: She’s a vigorous grower with a sativa stretch. With training, she’ll push 550–650 g/m² indoors and monster hauls outdoors. Use a ScrOG net or other training methods early on to tame the stretch and push yields north.
Air & Smell: Her pungent aroma demands a quality carbon filter. Keep airflow high, as her fat colas can be prone to mould. Outdoors in Aus, she finishes late March–April, stacking heavy colas just as the dews roll in.
Feeding & pH: Go steady on feed; in soil, keep pH ~6.0–7.0.
Matty’s Hydro Tip: “In coco, hold EC around 1.8–2.0 and she’ll pump out arm-thick colas. Soil blokes can’t touch it.”
🔍 Matty’s Bruce Banner Grow Log: A Peek Inside My Tent
| Phase/Week | Key Action | Matty’s Tip |
|---|---|---|
| Veg Week 2 | Topping and early training. | She’s taller than my dog—get stuck in early or she’ll outgrow your tent. |
| Flower Week 4 | Manage the stretch with a ScrOG net. | Extra ties to keep her under the net. She’ll fight you, so be firm. |
| Flower Week 7 | Watch for fat colas swelling up. | Resin explosion—buds are so dense they look ready to bust. |
| Flower Week 9–10 | Colas finishing dense; trichomes at peak. | Patience pays—she’ll swell in the last week like the Hulk mid-rage. |
| Harvest | Check trichomes for readiness. | Your tent will smell like a servo fruit stand nuked with jet fuel. |
🚫 Bruce Banner Mythbusting
Myth: “Banner’s unstable and throws nanners.”
Truth (Matty): The early hype was that she was prone to hermies, but with high-quality feminised seeds and good grow practice, she’s rock solid and yields heavy. Don’t believe the online keyboard warriors—this girl is stable and a true workhorse.
Myth: “High-THC strains are all head-high and no flavour.”
Truth (Matty): Absolutely not. Banner’s unique strawberry-diesel profile is proof that bold flavour and potency can ride side by side. She’ll have your mates talking about the flavour long after the jars are empty.
Myth: “She’s too hard for a home grower.”
Truth (Matty): While she needs a bit of training to manage her height, she’s surprisingly forgiving. She’s hungry and grows fast, but she’s not fussy. With a bit of TLC and a ScrOG net, even a learner can pull a ripper harvest.
Who Should Grow Bruce Banner?
She’s a fit for a wide range of growers.
Perfect If You:
- Are an intermediate/advanced grower with room to train, or an ambitious learner up for a project.
- Like an energetic, daytime-style ride for social hangs or creative projects.
- Are a ScrOG chaser aiming for 600 g/m²+ and thick, dense colas.
Maybe Not For You If You:
- Are a beginner without a plan to manage height.
- Want a deeply sedative, couch-heavy experience for late nights.
- Prefer mellow flavours over a gassy fruit bomb.
🏆 Final Verdict
Matty’s Final Word: “Grow her once and you’ll never look back. Just don’t blame me when your shed smells like a servo fruit stand nuked with jet fuel.”
