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Bruce Banner Feminised Seeds: The Green Machine
Meet Bruce Banner — the strain that hits harder than a roo on the bonnet. She’s an absolute unit, pushing 30% THC, and her buds are so fat they’ll make your ScroG net cry uncle. Before Gorilla Glue even showed up, Banner had already set the benchmark for high-THC feminised cannabis seeds, and she’s still an absolute unit under Aussie skies.
Bruce Banner at a Glance: The Quick Stats
| Attribute | Spec |
|---|---|
| Genetics | OG Kush × Strawberry Diesel |
| THC Range | 25–29% easy, and with the right cut she’ll rocket over 30% — enough to make Hulk blush. |
| CBD | Low (<1%) |
| Dominance | Sativa-leaning |
| Flowering | 8–10 weeks |
| Yield | 500–600 g/m² indoors; 500–700 g/plant outdoors |
| Terpenes | Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene |
| Climate | Dry & temperate |
Flavour & Aroma: Strawberry Cordial Meets Diesel Fumes
The flavour follows through beautifully. Expect three sensory punches:
- Strawberry 🍓
- Diesel ⛽
- Pine 🌲
It’s a smooth, flavourful experience that hits like someone spilt strawberry cordial on a jerry can of diesel.
Matty’s Take: “On the exhale, that zesty kick wakes your brain up like a magpie at 5am.”
The High: A Daytime Brain Blaster
This uplifting sativa hits your brain like jumper leads on a flat battery — ideal for daytime creativity and social sessions.
- Creative: Focused rush for deep work or brainstorming.
- Social: Keeps the chat and laughs flowing.
- Hulk-Nap: Don’t overpack it or daytime turns to couch-time.
Growing Bruce Banner: The Core Advice
Banner isn’t a strain you manage — she’s a strain you wrestle.
- Stretch & Space: She gets lanky. Use ScrOG to tame the stretch and push yields north of 600 g/m².
- Air & Smell: Keep airflow high to prevent mould. Her pungent aroma demands a quality carbon filter.
- Feeding & pH: Go steady on feed; in soil, keep pH ~6.0–7.0.
💧 Hydro Harry’s Tip: “In coco, hold EC around 1.8–2.0 and she’ll pump out arm-thick colas. Soil blokes can’t touch it.”
Matty’s Grow Log
- Veg Week 2: Taller than my dog — topped before she shadowed the basil.
- Flower Week 4: Stretch is real; extra ties to keep her under the ScrOG.
- Flower Week 7: Resin explosion — red-purple frost like she sneezed sugar.
Bruce Banner Mythbusting
Myth: “Banner’s unstable and throws nanners.”
Truth: With high-quality feminised seed and good practice, she’s rock solid and yields heavy.
Who Should Grow Bruce Banner?
- Best for growers: Intermediate/advanced with room to train.
- Best for intent: Daytime rocket fuel for creatives and social sessions.
- Best for yields: ScrOG chasers aiming 600 g/m²+.
Why Buy From Us?
- Germination guarantee & real Aussie grower support.
- Discreet, fast shipping Australia-wide.
Matty’s Final Word
“Grow her once and you’ll never look back. Just don’t blame me when your shed smells like a servo fruit stand nuked with jet fuel.”
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